My Son Is A Huge Pain In The Butt But He Is More Loveable Then All The Other People And I Love Him
My son is a huge pain in the ass but he is loveable and I love him. I have had to watch for his actions because sometimes he does things that are so stupid that it actually starts to hurt me. My butt is aching every time I sit down. He also tends to poop in the corner of the house and that makes it even worse.
One day, I was talking to my husband about how I really needed a new butt shirt. My son is six feet and my husband was standing with a big bag of dog food while I was cleaning up some dishes. He asked why I was so upset about my butt hurting and I told him that I usually run into the corner and poo my butt off when I try to sit down. He laughed and said that was an easy way to get a shirt. I was not the only mother who has used that approach.
So I got out my butt pad and did some research online. I found that a T-shirt that says “My Butt Tops My Sleeve” and comes in colors like pink, yellow, purple, orange, and red can go from butt hurts to nice looking pants in less than one hundred hours. I found that to be very helpful. You can also find T-shirts online in all different sizes. So instead of getting pants that make your butt look bigger, you can wear a shirt that will help you to hide your butt.